That qualifier, “right now,” is what has me worried that our well-intentioned public servants will find it difficult to ignore the inevitable cries for mercy and help from their hedge fund brethren. Paulson is leaving himself the option of opening the program up to hedgies sometime in the future, when the most leveraged hedge funds with an intricate web of derivatives trades come calling for help are “too big to fail.” The average American taxpayer, while deemed unsophisticated enough to make direct investments in hedge funds will finally be able to own some of these exotic bad boys through our government proxies.

In the 1990s, a hedge fund called Long Term Capital Management promised to generate excess returns with minimal risk through the use of sophisticated financial models and formulae devised by a team full of PhDs and Nobel Prize laureates. Sounds seductive doesn’t it? It certainly was seductive enough that investors put in over $1 billion before the fund started trading in 1994, a huge starting coffer even by today’s standards. The short story of LTCM is that it made extremely leveraged trades with an intricate web of trading partners that, while highly profitable in the beginning, turned out horribly wrong. The fund suffered tremendous losses and teetered on the edge of outright failure. The Federal Reserve orchestrated a bailout in 1998 of over $3.5 billion. LTCM’s highly leveraged derivatives trades were made with so many counter-parties in the financial world that a Darwinian approach would have had much wider repercussions. The risk of a more widespread collapse of the financial markets loomed as a distinct possibility. LTCM was simply too big to ignore and not bail out.

So the precedent was set exactly 10 years ago. Today, the scary prospect of hedge fund failures acting as catalyst for another leg of decline in the markets is very real. We are collectively hyper-focused on the credit crunch, falling real estate prices, and Main Street’s inability to pay the mortgage. Few can see around the corner when imminent hedge fund failures will send shock waves through the system and drive us deeper into this bear market. There are now at least a dozen LTCMs out there, all crossing their fingers that their limited partners won’t request withdrawals. If the LPs bail en masse, Mr. Paulson as the taxpayer’s agent will bail out his hedge fund buddies.

Interestingly, Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway (BRK-A) teamed with Goldman Sachs (GS) to offer an alternative plan to the principals of LTCM. Ultimately, LTCM went with the government sponsored rescue. I wish it went down differently. If we’re going to spend taxpayer money to bail out hedge funds, and I’m betting we will, we should find private partners who can share the risk with the public taxpayer. We could give incentives for large private players like Buffett, who have the talent and financial heft to collaborate on a bailout, to help us carry the load. So what if a few fat cats get a little wealthier, I’d like to see the public taxpayer not have to foot the entire bill.